Do you know who I AM?

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

prohaloplayer:

coughloop:

Don’t let anyone tell you there isn’t time for another smoke break. They’re lying. get out there and sit on an upside down milk crate. NOW!

dont know milk crate. brug sit on log instead

Shut the fuck up Brug this post is for line cooks ONLY

let brug cook

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its-your-mind:

ferret-on-pancakes:

get-thee-to-a-shrubbery:

sandmandaddy69:

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altioraanthropos:

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hotvampireadjacent:

A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone

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neosatsuma:

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madz-the-3rd:

judgejudyofficial:

speedrunning getting fired by sending this to my boss over slack

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dateamonster:

born in a test tube

raised in a lab

truckin and fuckin

is all that i have

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unescoworldheritagepussy:

aaays-and-bees:

unescoworldheritagepussy:

‘horseplay’ and 'monkey business’ being treated as synonyms means something. don’t know what though

Monkeys are so silly that what they consider business, horses consider play.

ALT

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baepsaebot:

decadent-hag:

Where that New England Gothic post

my personal favorite

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evilestman:

her: you must be king gila from the king gizzard & the lizard wizard gila monster music video if you think we fuckin
me:

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